Sunday, May 10, 2009

Reaching New Levels of Random is my Specialty

So, as I was rolling back and forth in my chair listening to the Ichii Sayaka and Nakazawa Yuko Folk Songs album, I realized something... I have not yet posted my ranking of Morning Musume...!

Most bloggers, if not all of them, post their rankings at the beginning of the year, so they know that a full year has passed since they last sat down and thought about which members they like and why.

But screw that.

I realized that my preference could change drastically between now and December/January. I could end up going to the concert and fall in love with members I never thought I'd EVER fall in love with.

So I'll post it now.

It hasn't changed since the start of this year, so think of it as a belated ranking. ;D



9. Michishige Sayumi

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Okay, this is an obvious one. I think I've made it quite clear in past posts that I cannot stand Shige. Yes, she's easily one of the cutest members of Morning Musume, but sheer cuteness cannot make up for personality. At least, not in my book. I hate, hate, HATE how she flaunts her cuteness, and how she always takes the "I'm the cutest" route. Her personality turns me off, definitely. And while I find her speaking voice interesting, she can't sing to save her life. People often compare her to Ishikawa as both are not strong singers and they were instead given speaking lines to make up for it. But at least Ishikawa was decent, and worked hard to make her lines sound good. Shige always sounds screechy, with the exception of maybe Shouganai Yume Oibito. But I'm not here to bash Shige. I just don't like her. She's probably the only member of H!P I don't like.


8. Tanaka Reina

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Tanaka used to be my least favorite until I saw a video of her playing one of those UFO Catcher games, and crying when she won, even though she had been confident she would. That won me over, so I can't hate her... But I can't love her, either. She is just kinda... there. She doesn't make a big enough impression on me personality wise, and I don't really care for her voice very much. I don't think that she should have the lead so much in songs, but at least she puts in an effort. Her photobooks are cool, though. I like that she has the punkish style. Her new hairstyle makes her head look too big for some reason... Like her hair deflated.


7. Takahashi Ai

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Leader, where has your personality gone? Takahashi can be summed up in one word: professional. She's probably the most work-oriented person in the group, and I respect her for that. But that's not enough for me to really like her. She needs to have a personality, some quirk that makes me look forward to her interviews or MCs or general involvement. But her voice makes up for it, and she really has gotten beautiful with her hair at this length.


6. Mitsui Aika

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I've gotten in a lot of arguments over this choice. xD Mittsi is cute. She's cute. She's like a puppy. She's bubbly and energetic and is just cute. But she's still in those crucial years, where we NEED to see improvement. This is the time when the idols become stronger singers, better dancers, and really start to become more beautiful. But let's admit it. Aika blew us all away when she debuted in Egao YES Nude. This little girl, only thirteen at the time, had a huge voice and A LOT of promise. If she could develop her talents, she could easily be one of the strongest voices of Morning Musume. But she was never all that popular, and once the pandas joined, she was overshadowed by THEIR potential. All of the focus was put on Linlin and Junjun, and Mittsi just coasted by. Her solo on Platinum 9 Disc was awful, I have to say, and even though she tends to sound a bit better live, the Resonant Live version wasn't much better. She just doesn't stand out to me. Vocally and through her stage presence, I ALWAYS forget that she's in the group.


5. Kusumi Koharu

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I really like Koha. Personality-wise, she's a very entertaining person. She acts her age when she's in Morning Musume. She's funny and charming, and I really, really like her. She doesn't try too hard to be cute, or sexy, or anything that she's not. She came off a little strong when she first joined, but she is way more relaxed now. However, Kirarin was a huge mistake for her. When she first joined, she actually had a fairly decent voice, but I think it was too much for her to separate her natural voice from her Kirarin voice, so it just became one thing... But there have been moments in albums and concerts where she has a very pretty voice. I hope to hear more of that.

(BTW, she reminds me SO MUCH of my home-stay sister when I went to Japan for some reason. xD)

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4. Kamei Eri

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I never paid much attention to Kame before this year, mainly because she was on the shy side and never stood out that much. But all of a sudden, this amazingly gorgeous woman stepped out of the crowd, and I fell in love with her. Her voice is soft, yet clear, and never has any sharp edges or rough notes. I really love it. She's also a very cute and funny person, and I enjoy watching her. She also has a cat mouth that I love. x3

3. Linlin

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Ah, Linlin. You're so obnoxious. xD It's true, though. She's a little too hyper and laugh-y. Sometimes you just want her to calm down and be a normal human for once! But I like her. She's funny. =D She would have been lower on my list, but then I heard her performance of Aozora-blah-blah-blah-too-long-to-remember-or-type during their most recent concert, I was hooked. She is an amazing singer, and will definitely hold the group up once Takahashi graduates. She got a part in a movie, you know. Good for her! She's really talented, and she's steadily getting better.


2. Niigaki Risa

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What isn't there to love about Gaki? She's beautiful and graceful, funny and cute, and her reactions.... *wipes away tear* She has a power-house voice, and is, in my opinion, the most beautiful member of Morning Musume at the moment, or even EVAR. I love her to pieces, and I hope to see her as leader someday.... (Please, please, Tsunku, don't graduate her at the same time as Takahashi!)

Because she is runner-up, here is some mini-pic spamming for you. =D

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Gaki is blinding. =O

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I want to eat okonomiyaki with Gaki-sama. =D

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Either her dress is too tight or she's really annoyed with something. Either way, her face is priceless. xD

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Is it just me, or has Gaki become like Saitou Hitomi, sorta chunky but really sexy at the same time?


1. Junjun

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This should come as no surprise. I am madly in love with Junjun. I really am. She's adorable, way too cute for a twenty-one year old, and she's so funny! She holds the bulk of the personality of Morning Musume right now. She's gotten over the language barrier beautifully, and even Tsunku remarked that she "speaks Japanese like a pro". Whatever that means. I don't think you can be a professional Japanese-speaker. Unless you're an interpreter. But I digress.

I cannot sum up Junjun's awesomeness in just words, so here is the customary picspam for you all~

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The Platinum 9 photoset is probably my favorite so far. That butterfly ring is really pretty.

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Her deformed cupcake is so cute!

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I hope they never cut her hair. =D

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She's gotten really good at her photos, too. She used to look awkward in all of them.

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I love these costumes, and Junjun looks great. =D

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YAYZ.

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I don't know what this is, but it certainly is cute.

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The Platinum 9 Disc-o ball. ;D

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Junjun sporting some lovely Engrish. ;D

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Junjun avatar. She was a red panda on Haromono@. That's my favorite animal. =D

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Le gasp.

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The panda suit thing was random and had NOTHING to do with gourmet bentos, but it was awesomely cute. =D Those episodes of Yorosen were amazing.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Miracle*Revolution

Kusumi Koharu is probably the most well-known member of Morning Musume member at the moment among younger fans. This is due in large part to her voicing the lead character in the anime Kirarin*Revolution.

The magazine Nakayoshi, in which Kirarin is published, also features Koha often, modeling costumes or just advertising. It's a lot like how Ayaya was the Nakayoshi idol back when I read it (about five years ago).

Anyway, today it was announced on H!O's Twitter feed that Nakayoshi will be publishing Miracle*Revolution, featuring Koharu as the lead.

Koha's nickname is Miracle, as she was the result of a long and laborious search for a seventh generation member, spanning over several auditions. She's also part of the reason why H!P has been able to keep its head above water in 2008.

I'm hoping it's like the Mini Moni manga, more biographical and (hopefully) featuring some of the other Morning Musume members. I got my serving of manga renditions of Morning Musume back in their 2004 manga, so I got to see the fifth and sixth gen, but I have yet to see a professional draw out the 8th gen.

And I bet Junjun would be freakishly cute.


Not much information is out yet, like if it's a one-shot or a full serial. But no matter what it is, I hope some scanlators get their hands on it and translate it for me. Because I'm not missing out.

It's a Love-Hate Relationship

Goto Maki and I have never been the best of friends.

By the time I got into Morning Musume, she was a soloist. As much as I liked her, I never identified her as a member of Morning Musume, but a soloist who simply made her start in the group. She was always too big for Hello! Project. But her lovely smile and talent brightened up many a concert, music video, and TV interview.

But I'm not here to talk about the past. No, I'm here to talk about the current Goto Maki, the Goto Maki who blew us all away her amazing avex debut.

Most people who know this Goto Maki can agree that Koda Kumi has some major competition.

Let's look at some videos, shall we?

(Commercials, courtesy of avex itself. I can't emb PVs.)




Here we have her debut, Lady-Rise. Specifically designed to let the wota that she's no longer the idol they once adored, the PV also allows a few music fans to get whacked in the face with that pink-and-black cane of hers--She's no longer a Hello! Project girl.

I think the cutting-the-hair is a classy way to tell Japan that her image is changing, that she will no longer be the uncomfortably sexy soloist, the adult of Hello! Project. She now will be the incredibly, almost mind-blowingly, sexy singer who will give Leah Dizon and Koda Kumi a run for their money.



Then there was Fly Away. I actually love this song to death, I think it has a really cool beat. But that's not important. The important thing is the video. It's beautiful, as artistic as Goto's H!P photobooks, and oh-so-wrong.

Really, whenever I watch this I remember what my friend Colleen said about Koda Kumi's PVs being like softcore porn. Now, I wouldn't know what that looks like, but there's something about Goto blindfolded on a bed that just screams "YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE WATCHING THIS".

But maybe it's my conscience.


Goto Maki is an interesting woman.

I don't really know what to do about her.

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She's fashionable.

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She lulls you into a false sense of calm with her sweet, innocent smile.

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And then BAM! Her amazing figure is revealed.

Her photobooks are amazingly beautiful. I suggest you check some of them out. The earlier ones are sweet and innocent, but eventually they transform into collections of shots that are simply artistic. She really is an impressive model.

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One of my favorites.

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With her lovely avex haircut and glamorous attire, she manages to make her senior performers look like amateurs, especially compared to the professional air she has.



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...But then she shows up in something like this.



But that's not why I'm here. I'm writing this entry in order to discuss her newest single. It's another collaboration, this time tastefully (?) titled "with..."

Compared to the other SWEET BLACK feat. MAKI GOTO releases, this is like the quiet bookworm in a family of gorgeous cheerleaders. It's reminiscent of what she used to sing back in H!P, but with a... may I say, Ito Yuna feel to it?

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Apparently she is letting her hair grow out, but I'm not entirely sure if this is a good look for her. I like her with the long, curled hair, or the short hair. Not somewhere in the middle.

The PV is simple, soft, and not too forceful. It's a soft, gentle, healing touch for all of those who passed out from nosebleeds after her past two PVs.

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It features several shots, of Goto recording the song, Goto walking down a road... It looks like there's another of two girls I don't recognize... They look like Office Ladies. xD

Goto looks really young here. She took a more mature approach to her appearance, but this clean, soft look is VERY H!P.

The PV is also very soft. It's like a mixture between Morning Musume's Aruiteru and Otsuka Ai's Ai.

At least, that's what I think.


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Saturday, April 25, 2009

I Feel Like Spamming...

Every weekend I like to dig around the Hello! Online pic board. It makes me happy.

Today I'm bored, and I found some awesome photos, so I think I shall do a bit of spamming.


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Shouganai Yume Oibito photos. =3

Everyone looks AMAZING, with maybe the exception of Tanaka, whose hair looks a little awkward, and Aika, whose extensions are half-assed. And Gaki and Kame don't look all that different. I LOVE Junjun's bangs like that.

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Kago at the promotion of her new movie. She looks completely different. I didn't recognize her at first.

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.... Momoko's head got eaten by one of Shige's headdresses...

As a lolita, I would like to burn that outfit.

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Tanaka's hair has deflated.

I like that they're not putting her in the same hairstyles, and I like this cut, it just looks WEIRD.

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Linlin, how old are you again? The pigtails are cute, though, I admit.

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*head explodes*

GAKI!

That hair....!

I love Gaki's hair more than anything...!

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Mai, finally looking her age.

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I am LOVING the photos for this single.

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Junjun is pure win.

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I love this ad. Sides of Melon Kinenbi you don't see often.

Megumi and Saitou look AMAZING. Ayumi looks the same. I'm not used to seeing Ohtani in such girly clothes. xD

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Mikiiiii....

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Mikiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

I'm loving these ads.

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Takahashi is apparently doing an impersonation of Kame. Awesome.

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Nono is so cute. D= And she doesn't even look like she has a kid...!

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Koha is getting crushed by a giant sombrero.

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I thought it was the return of Shige-pink and Koha-pink, but it's really Koha-pink and... Jun-pink?

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EPIC photoshoot.

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This is my favorite Shouganai Yume Oibito cover. Everyone looks AMAZING. Especially Junjun and Gaki. I think I'll order this version JUST for the cover. xD

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The words at the top say "Kowai kao", meaning "Scary face(s)". Yankii-Reina comes out, and Eri looks like she's going to kill someone.

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Very cute. x3 I love cellphone pics.

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Normally I'm not as blinded by legs as my fellow wotas, but there are three exceptions: Kashiyuka of PERFUME, Maimi, and Junjun.

If you will excuse me, I will now become like the majority of H!P bloggers.

HOLY GEEZ JUNJUN THIGHS!

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I LOVE Junjun's bangs. I almost didn't recognize her. She's so pretty~

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Obviously I'm not the Majority. =D

Well, obviously.


The results of Paul's H!P ranking poll came out today, so I thought I'd share how my favorites matched up with the rest.

I wish I could have added Kame, Koha, Linlin, and Chinami, and Maasa and Erika, but I'm happy with my ranking. Ohh, and Yaguchi! And Mano!

*Note* These are all out of 60.

Kumai Yurina--
Kokoro Ranking: 10
Result: 20

I'm not surprised by this. Berryz is popular, and she is a popular member of Berryz. But she's not too popular, either.

Iida Kaori--
Kokoro Ranking: 9
Result: 36

She fell out of memory when she got married, but I'm glad some people still love her.

Sawada Yuri--
Kokoro Ranking: 8
Result: 59

Second to last... Ouch.

Yoshizawa Hitomi--
Kokoro Ranking: 7
Result: 14

You're a popular woman, Yossie. But I'm surprised she didn't make it to the top ten. Not her audience, I guess.

Yasuda Kei--
Kokoro Ranking: 6
Result: 41

Poor Kemeko. But I saw this coming.

Saitou Hitomi--
Kokoro Ranking: 5
Result: 52

Ouch! Taken out right away! In fact, all of Melon Kinenbi were unpopular.

Niigaki Risa--
Kokoro Ranking: 4
Result: 5

I thought she'd be at the top. She beat Shige, too. Good job, Gaki~

Ogawa Makoto--
Kokoro Ranking: 3
Result: 34

Just BARELY beat Iida! Again, most H!P fans don't remember her enough to care.

Matsuura Aya--
Kokoro Ranking: 2
Result: 15

Up there with Yossie? That's good.

Junjun--
Kokoro Ranking: 1
Result: 13

I was so surprised to find out that she beat Yossie. AND she's number 13, my favorite number. ;D